Nº. 1 of  104

Untitled

hummelberrycrumpets:

So I saw more flawless tweets that I can relate to by Mr Adam Young aka owl city

(Source: leamalfielove, via toughtink)

catsnorfle:

Photos of Patrick Stewart doing things.

(All photos: @SirPatStew)

(via missingtheground)

reyairia:

A little thank you to all my followers! Giving away a zodiac color bracelet.

Rules:

  • One reblog per person.
  • Likes do not count!
  • You don’t need to be following me.
  • Winner gets to choose one of the bracelets from above!
  • Shipping is on me.
  • I will randomize a number and choose the winner.
  • The winner will get a note. Please make sure your ask is open!
  • If you do not respond in 24 hours, we will choose another winner!
  • Giveaway will end on the 24th of June

 If you’d like a bracelet without betting on luck, you can find these at my Etsy Store.

GOOD LUCK!

(via emerald-thorns)

your-pal-lindsay:

thesmoshfangirl:

chinchillaghosts:

wivernryder:

chinchillaghosts:

heyfunnie:

why is bob short for robert

how does one get ‘billy’ out of ‘william’?

How in hell do you get “Dick” from “Richard”?

you ask him nicely

you ask him nicely

i have been waiting for yEARS FOR THIS POST TO COME BACK YOU DONT UNDERSTAND

(Source: whistlingghostdad, via clara-belle)

are we just going to ignore the fact that the king of sweden is fucking hilarious

vanehwasreal:

i mean what

image

what the fuck

image

gustav no

image

stop it

image

gustav please

image

(via clara-belle)

Tumblr Gets Deep, Part 2

lolsofunny:

image

image

image

image

image

image

image

image

image

image

image

image

(Source: aardwolfpack, via clara-belle)

juliancasababe:

I tried to get Google Translate to promo me and got distracted.

(via clara-belle)

justin-john:

wtfhistory:

theshewomanboyhatersclub:

jesuisuneetoile:

THIS IS MARRIAGE!!

Thats right!

Permission to be a bad ass. Nod.

He looks back at the guy like, “SEE THAT? SHE SAID YES. YOU’RE SO FUCKED.”

Like, guys. Sparta was so kick ASS sometimes when it came to women. Spartan women were given these small knives so that if their husbands came home and tried to hit them or assault them, they had a weapon within reach. That weapon was for CUTTING THEIR HUSBANDS’ FUCKING FACES so that when he went out in public everyone would know he was an asshole, abusing jerkface and they would publicly shame him.

I DID NOT KNOW THAT THAT IS GREAT

LET’S JUST TALK ABOUT SPARTAN WOMEN FOR A SECOND.

In Sparta, women could own land and were considered citizens. THAT IS A HUGE BIG FUCKING DEAL. Why? Because that was RARE AS FUCK and there are lots of places TODAY where women don’t even get that much.

Divorce was totally fine, and a woman could expect to keep her own wealth and get custody of the kids because paternal lineage wasn’t very important. And it didn’t make her a pariah! She could totally remarry, no big deal at all.

Spartan women participated in some fuckin’ badass sporting events, too. And because they were expected to be as physically fit as the Spartan menfolk (who all had to serve compulsory military duties, btw, and couldn’t marry until they finished them at thirty) they didn’t have time for lots of swishy dresses. So they wore notoriously short skirts. According to some accounts, their thighs were visible at all times. HOLY SHIT. 

Also, In Sparta men only got their names on their graves if they died in battle. And women? Women only got their names on their graves if they died in childbirth. THE SPARTANS COMPARED CHILDBIRTH TO FUCKING BATTLE AND IT WAS VIEWED AS A GODDAMN BADASS AND HONORABLE WAY TO GO OUT.

FUCKING SPARTAN WOMEN. THIS DUDE HAD FUCKIN’ BETTER MAKE SURE SHE’S COOL WITH WHATEVER HE’S DOING, IF HE KNOWS WHAT’S FUCKIN’ GOOD FOR HIM.

^^ I throughly enjoyed the history lesson dashed with the colorful adjectives.

(via clara-belle)

Nº. 1 of  104